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The "F" Word


There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has
been considered acceptable for use:




11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912


10. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945


9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877


8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938


7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926


6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC



5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566



4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937



3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC



2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1999



and a drum roll............


1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."

-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003

 
 
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